Noah Kahan points plea to followers to make use of the bathroom as concertgoer ‘poos on ground’

Noah Kahan has begged his followers to make use of the bathroom as a substitute of pooing on the ground. Yep.

The ‘You’re Gonna Go Far’ hitmaker observed that his supporters have been reluctant to overlook a second of his latest live performance at Residents Financial institution Park in Philadelphia.

And fan footage from the opening cease of his ‘The Nice Divide’ tour exhibits alleged feces left close to seats within the stadium.

Addressing the weird state of affairs on X on Saturday (27 June), the singer-songwriter penned: “If it’s important to poop at a present please expensive god simply go to the lavatory lmao.

“I’ve pooped my pants as a lot as the following 29 12 months previous however you guys gotta perceive there’s a venue employee on the market with a 1000 yard stare after coping with that.”

His feedback come simply days after Olivia Rodrigo stated she ‘smelled’ concertgoers within the entrance row who have been apparently sporting grownup nappies.

I’ve been to sure live shows and sure festivals the place individuals put on diapers in order that they are often entrance row of the present, and that’s been an expertise as a performer that I’ve… smelled,” she instructed presenters Chloe Burrows and Tyler West on KISS Radio.

“Everyone seems to be sporting diapers… they sit there all day. I give it some thought type of typically… it’s an actual factor.”

Context for everybody: pic.twitter.com/HQvJykc2sq

— Noah Kahan Archive (@KahanArchive) June 27, 2026

Kahan, in the meantime, needed to put the file straight when a pattern arose from his 2022 observe ‘The View Between Villages’.

“Handed Alger Brook Street, I’m over the bridge. A minute from house, however I really feel so removed from it,” are the lyrics followers have interpreted as justification for stealing the signal for his previous road.

“To followers touring to the higher valley, I’ve been knowledgeable that the Alger Brook Street check in Strafford has been repeatedly stolen,” he penned.

“It’s a whole disrespect to the parents who reside on that highway and a headache for the city to take care of.

“I used to reside on Alger Brook. I hate that as a result of I put the highway title in a tune that some individuals have taken that as an invite to disrupt the lives of the hardworking and sort of us who frequent it.”

Kahan went on to say that he would ‘pay for any replacements’ and that he’s open to ‘any potential options you’ll be able to consider’,

“I’m actually sorry you’re coping with this,” he added. “Once more, to my followers: This neighborhood has grown a lot bigger and for that cause I really feel l ought to once more remind you all about how deeply protecting l am over my household’s privateness, and of the sanctuary of the place I’m from. Please don’t disturb these locations or individuals.”