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Jeremy Clarkson says he needs to ban ‘annoying’ group of consumers from his pub

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14 Sep 2025 10:47
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Jeremy Clarkson has revealed he needs to eliminate a bit of his clients for one particular cause.

Having discovered nice success along with his Diddly Squat farm and its subsequent farm store, the High Gear legend determined to open his personal pub, known as The Farmer’s Canine.

Nevertheless, he just lately wrote for The Occasions about all the problems he’s run into since opening it.

His farm-to-fork method has seen some backlash, notably when he revealed he was solely utilizing British produce and British drinks.

This meant that issues like Heinz Ketchup, Coca-Cola and black pepper weren’t out there for punters to take pleasure in.

Jeremy Clarkson says he needs to ban a sure type of punter (Carl Court docket / Workers/ Getty)

He told The Occasions this 12 months that he refuses to start out ‘one other enterprise so long as I reside’. After his pub was just lately subjected to a expensive cyberattack that price him £27,000, I don’t blame him both.

However banning clients? That’s a bit harsh…certainly?

Clarkson’s column warned that there is one group of individuals he doesn’t need to serve anymore, and that’s due to the ‘annoying’ issues they’ve completed.

The TV presenter wrote that he obtained clients ‘who will declare after they go away that you simply poisoned them and that you will need to now give them 50,000 of your kilos’.

He wrote that Rupert Everett ought to beware of those folks, as landlords advised him the state of affairs is now an ‘epidemic’.

Who?

‘Meals intolerance frauds’.

He needs to ban these with meals intolerances after a slew of points which ended up practically costing him ‘50,000 kilos.’

Clarkson would not need folks with meals intolerances at his pub (Oscar Wong / Getty)

Clarkson stated there was one incident during which a girl claimed to fall sick by means of gluten after she’d been given beer as an alternative of cider.

However this wasn’t true.

He stated: “We had one the opposite day who stated she’d been given beer as an alternative of cider and the gluten in it had made her so sick she’d needed to cancel her vacation, and we now needed to reimburse her.

“Fortunately, we have now her on CCTV not ingesting beer, so we’re protected on that one. However usually landlords aren’t so fortunate. Many inform me this meals intolerance fraud is now an epidemic.

“And even when it isn’t fraudulent, it’s nonetheless annoying. These faddy eaters demand that the kitchen workers bounce by means of hoops to make sure they won’t be served something that may upset them.

“After which they’ve an ice cream for pudding, saying ‘Oh properly, a bit of little bit of dairy received’t harm’.”

“I’m severely considering of banning folks with meals intolerances. I do know it might be industrial suicide however they’re simply so annoying,” the Clarkson’s Farm star stated.

He stated his workers members have been ‘good’, including: “Their skill to maintain smiling when somebody has simply introduced they’re allergic to oxygen genuinely beggars perception and I really like all of them.” Meals intolerances are fairly widespread, with folks prone to have meals intolerances to issues like gluten, lactose, fructose, alcohol, caffeine, crustaceans, sulphites, fish, nuts, sesame, mustard and celery.

Some are even allergic to strawberries, kiwis, and soya.

It’d simply eliminate a big group of consumers.

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