Jeremy Clarkson points ‘sexual functions’ replace on Diddly Squat farm

Jeremy Clarkson has shared a weird replace on the goings on at Diddly Squat farm.

Digicam crews are not camped out on the TV legend’s land within the Cotswolds to shoot Clarkson’s Farm, as filming for the fifth season wrapped final month.

He beforehand revealed that manufacturing on the favored Amazon Prime collection could be paused from right here on out – though he did depart the door open for it to return.

Clarkson promised followers he would ship one other dose of farm life in a sixth season ‘if there was a purpose for doing it, like a bloody good story’.

Explaining that his well being issues may cease him from doing so, he informed The Instances in Might this 12 months: “But when, say, my again seems to be cancerous then I wouldn’t.

“No matter occurs, we’ll positively take a brief break because the crews are all worn out.

“We have been filming right here two or three days every week, each week, for 5 years,” Clarkson continued. “All people may do with a relaxation.”

The 65-year-old was left ‘days away from loss of life’ as a consequence of blocked arteries final 12 months, earlier than he then suffered what he suspects was a slipped disc a number of months later.

Clarkson additionally handled a bunch of negative effects after taking Ozempic as a weight reduction assist, so to be truthful, he has had fairly the sophisticated 12 months health-wise.

And that is to not point out the bovine TB (bovine tuberculosis) outbreak, which has crippled Diddly Squat farm since August this 12 months.

A few weeks in the past, Clarkson revealed that he’s nonetheless shedding livestock to the illness and sadly needed to say goodbye to the ‘first calf ever born at Diddly Squat’.

“This morning she was destroyed, whereas pregnant with twins, as a result of she has TB,” the previous Prime Gear star stated in an Instagram put up on 9 October. “So unhappy.”

Although he is obtained all of this occurring, Clarkson nonetheless likes to maintain followers within the loop about what is going on on in his life – and he has simply shared an replace on Clarkson’s Farm.

In a put up on X shared on Sunday (26 October), he shared some information and revealed he has introduced a brand new animal into the fold on a short lived foundation for ‘sexual functions’.

“Filming at Diddly Squat has stopped for a short while however the farming goes on,” Clarkson stated.

“As we speak, I’ve rented out a pig for sexual functions.”

We will solely assume – and hope – that Clarkson is referring to the farming follow of loaning an animal for the sake of breeding – but it surely did not cease social media makes use of from poking enjoyable at his selection of phrases.

One particular person joked: “What you rise up to on the weekend is your individual enterprise.”

One other made an OnlyFans associated pun and added: “Solely Farms.”

A 3rd laughed: “Not for your self although, proper? Proper?!”

Others branded him a ‘pig pimp’, whereas one other remarked: “Glad you stopped the filming at this stage then.”